Why I hate New Year's

Please take note that I didn't say NYE. If you have the same issues with capitalist opportunism and senseless indulgence that every blogger and buzz feed "writer" seem to, then deal yourself out. Don't bitch and moan my ear off. Solutionism is the new optimism. Am I right Justin?

So the thing that gets me about this whole 48 hour period is the one-trick-ponyness of it all. Like this is the only time of year you can get all your friends together and have a big night out. Or this is your only opportunity to start a diet. Or this is the only calendar flip that permits self improvement.

News Flash: the new year starts whenever you start counting. So whether you realized today or february 32 that there's something you want to change, all it takes is you. This is both empowering and horrifying, because it means that the most wonderful time of the year is a farse and puts the emphasis back on the "self" in self improvement. But I call em like I see em.

Perhaps this comment offers an explanation as to why NYE is a glorified Friday night(a night out followed by a day off) and why it's the secular (read capitalistic) holiday we hate to love. And perhaps my frustration with its bands of allegiant followers explains why I felt emotionally compelled to blog for the first time in 4 months, but some things ust have to be said.

So whether it started last night, 7 months ago, or hits you 4 months from now, may your life be one of perpetual improvement that flourishes outside the confines of provides opportunity. Write your own happy endings.

Xoxo gossip squirrel

Chillin at the Super Market

Disclaimer: this is my first attempt at mobile blogging so please forgive grammatical/spelling lapses until I get the hang of this (ok, ok, I'm lazy and reviewing text on my phone makes my eyes hurt. Obviously I know how to use my phone)

Today I blog from the kosher aisle at the local mega shoprite (a chain that is probably the love child of Tesco and Smart and Final...but really the love child of that child with A&P). Why, you may ever so rightfully ask, would I take the tome to pause here to reflect on my emotional state of affairs? Aren't there more peaceful, leas chilly places conducive to introspection?

Well, dear friends, the obvious answer is yes. And the reason I am not blogging from my backyard or Tahiti or the roof of a hut in Vietnam is that my state is holding steady at just above mediocre and that my new employer is only paying 8.75 an hour AND that my mom sent me here on a near impossible mission to acquire chicken for our Friday night dinner for Rosh Hashanah.

It has conceptually hit me how strange it is that this year, different from all other years, is not being punctuated and metered by marking periods, semesters, and national holidays (plus a week at Christmas and Easter). Now instead my life will be measured by semi-legit events and accomplishments. Being able to finish my statement of purpose, for example. Joining an adult kickball league. I suppose these aren't particularly less meaningful than an administrator's ability to read a calendar, but they leave a little something to be desired.

Which brings us to Rosh Hashanah. You may be questioning how this relentlessly mobile date in September claims with any legitimacy to be the new year. I suppose the fact that it coincides roughly with the new school year has something to do with the fact that our school year is based on the agrarian life style, and this new year marks that moment right before the rush of harvest. The more tr hnocal answer has to do with the insanity that is the 5k year old Hebrew calendar, which is based pb the moon, not the Sun, and adds extra months at odd intervals in some effort of compensation and cooperation. It's really quite strange. Like unbelievably so. Except that. People have been following it for over 5 millennia, so really who are we to point fingers.

Every year of my life some unpredictable day in the pre-autumnal weeks has demanded a life stoppage. I'll admit that my mom's demands seemed to shift. No light switches. No tv. No tv once we sit down to dinner. No work never seemed to make the list, probably because she invited as many as 30 people to sit around a giant table with our family and share on the celebration.

And completely dissimilar to the secular New year, an event so overwhelmed with glitter, champagne, substandard musical performances, and attempts at weight loss that it's meaning has either been covered in morning-after vomit or lost altogether, Rosh Hashanah offers a niche group an incredible moment of reflection and promises another 12 month's, whenever they begin or end, loaded with savory food, passive aggressive family, and wonderful friends.

So, despite my on again/ off again relationship with the big guy upstairs, I feel compelled to mention that the cultural aspects of this religion never leave me feeling anything but like I'm a member of a community, like I'm among friends, like I'm at home. So in whatever way works for you, as the seasons change and we grow older, I encourage you to kick back with some apples and honey, do what you live with whom you love, and than whatever you do or don't believe in for the ability to be together, once again, toasting to what I hope will be another incredible year.

Goodbyes are a Terrible Thing to be Good At

Today, my baby sister (an exceedingly true but all-too-disarming title for me to use to her face or to anyone who has met her) is fleeing the country. If you had handed me this scenario a decade ago I would have supposed that she had somehow been led down a path of stalking Hilary Duff via the Lizzie McGuire fan club or that she had somehow become a fence for coolectibles of  outdated teen dramas on network television. But, alas, she is leaving by choice. Today she embarks on a four month adventure, two weeks shy of her 20th birthday, to live in Prague and hop around Eastern Europe by plane, train, and (I can only assume) Pterodactyl. Bon Voyage.

At no point over the past 5 months (roughly the amount of time I've known she was going) was I ever looking forward to her departure. Y'know, every once in a while as she suffocated me with a hug or mumbled incoherently and demanded sound advice I thought to myself, "gee, being an only child won;t be that bad." But that's not exactly the same. And judging by the fleeting thoughts it should be fairly obvious that I was also not dreading the event. No skull and crossbones appeared on the Sept. 1 block of my calendar. I have not brewed any potions to induce a four month slumber without her. And yet, as I hugged her and implored her to make good choices (a delightful human being but her senses of humor and style always seem to trump that often more useful common sense) I felt the familiar compression of breath in my chest, the flaring of my nostrils, the burning behind my eyes and the tendency to smile away the betrayal that my hormones are about to enact. And as I stand there, barefoot in the garage, waving like an idiot, the only thing I can think to myself is "god I'm TERRIBLE at this"...and I thought I was getting good.

I have, until this late stage of development, led a life riddled with goodbyes. Every summer at sleep away camp, teen travel trips, going to school 3,000 miles from home, even studying abroad were all abvious opportunities for growth and personal development, but they all just as obviously necessitated a farewell at the end of term. And you'd think that after so many of them you'd get exhausted. You'd get more selective about the people you let in, or develop shallower relationships so it's easier to end them, but social behavior isn't quite that easy to engineer, and more often than not you end up trying to kick yourself in the teeth for bringing on this forthcoming wash of misery.

Well, boo-frickin-who. Every time I approach one of these major life changes of my own I think, "Yea, I've totally got it this time. Not goodbye. See you later. It's great. No worries. etc. etc." Fast forward 24 hours and I'm in the fetal position at an airport trying to stop crying long enough to figure out which one my gate is. It's unavoidable. I'm terrible at goodbyes. And while the list of things I'm terrible at is expansive (finding lost objects, carrying on conversations with people I don't like, crosswords) I feel like there are much worse things that could be on  that list than goodbyes. Maybe being bad at goodbyes just means I'm sappy and emotional. (not new news). And maybe being bad at goodbyes means I'm at least moderately in touch with my emotions.

And what would it mean to be good at goodbyes? That I didn't care what happened to you? That I wasn't going to miss you in the inevitable periods of absence? That I could go back to being the person I was before I met you? Before you made me a better version of myself?

So I'm OK with it. I'd rather be bad at goodbyes than bad at opening wine bottles. Because let's be honest, that's what I need now.

Be safe little one! Have incredible adventures that even you don't understand in full.
xoxo gossip squirrel

Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Oh hey there.

I I were to put a number on my blogging average it would probably be "sucks" but with my defensiveness kicking in I feel compelled to remind you that I began this blog as a personal outlet and while I sure am sorry if my hiatus has caused you any inconvenience or existential longing, the reality is that I don't actually care.

For the better part o the last month I've been failing to work up the courage to post a diatribe on deities that I composed on my recent stay in hell (otherwise known as keeping the company of 39 teens in Israel for 3 weeks). It was irreverent and eloquent but also incredibly personal and while I imagine that I like all you anonymous numbers who accumulate into pageviews, it's actually the people I know that scare me more. So, I'm not offering my thoughts on the powers-that-be just yet, but I am offering thoughts.

Specifically, my thoughts on being 22. Taylor Swift has all but incorporated her thoughts on this subject into the national anthem, so I though it only appropriate that one of us mere mortals shout back. "Happy, free, confused, and lonely" at the same time isn't a bad start. Kudos, Taylor. But I feel like there are some nuances that a pop ditty can't necessarily accommodate. Confused? maybe. But questioning the validity of my self doubt would probably be more accurate. Lonely? not so much. I certainly have my moments, but of all the sensations that hit me like sponges in the face at a cruel carnival game, I would prioritize boredom and an unidentifiable longing high above loneliness. Happy? Every once in a while. But comparing to a college-happy, the 22-post-grad happy feels an awful lot like acceptably sociable. And I feel like free is probably just a lot more relevant to those who have achieved financial independence.

So...I am feeling 22. But I'm also feeling a little tired and a little lost and a little always in need of a glass of red wine.

So t.swift, Imma let you finish, so please do me a favor and fill in the blanks. Because I just can't figure out which of your four categories I should slot "losing interest in previously entertaining activities."

I'm BA-ack...

At long last the moment has arrived.

My three week hiatus with 39 16 year olds (by the way, my new least favorite age - all the sass with none of the redemption) was a convenient way to deflect people during the graduation inquisition, but that mistake has come and gone and now I'm really just applying to grad programs (a terrifying mountain of to-do lists) and seeking reasonable underemployment to finance travel in the Spring.

And so the Quarter Life Crisis begins. Until this point my anxieties have really just revolved around the onset of the QLC. Now it's really here. And while my pockets are full of a fresh 1K from 3 weeks in a dessert like hell, my pockets are also full of excuses.

I told myself (in a fit of delusion and defiance) that I couldn't look for a job because I was working this 3 week job in the summer I couldn't find a real job, and so I took this terrible position at a terrible camp to fill in the gaps. The cycle of frustration and misery is self imposed and self perpetuating, which is a fine classification but does nothing to explain why I insist on doing it to myself. Why should I preclude myself from gainful employment? Why should I set up a life that is underwhelming and unfulfilling? In short, why am I being my own worst enemy?

And then I remember that in a year where I actually want to be is a top Postcolonial PhD program, and I realize that these things are fairly irrelevant, but why should I let a single year of my life be irrelevant? Why can't it all be incredible and life changing? And that, I guess, comes back to me too.

Which brings me to a new appendage to my QLC definition: a self induced cycle of doubt and self-hate resulting in nothing positive but successfully impairing any sense of fulfillment or achievement.

Welcome to Euphoria. Your call is very important to us. Your call will be answered by a representative in approximately eight years.
In the mean time, dial Hell and I'll answer.

Wasn't Meant to Be

On a rainy day in May of 2010, I achieved a goal that had been on my radar for the majority of my childhood.  I graduated from college in one of the coolest and most unique cities in America.  During my time there, I witnessed a resurrection of a city that was brought to its knees and despite all evidence leading one to conclude otherwise, I can report that today, in July of 2013, it is back and better than ever.  This place and its people had every opportunity to close up shop and say, “Wasn’t meant to be”, but they didn’t.  When I left in 2010, I feared it would be permanent.  I would be leaving behind all the memories that I had created and I had no idea what to do next.  It was a crippling feeling.  I did not have a job and felt as if everything was falling apart.  It took six months, but I ended up getting a job, back in that wonderful city and a really cool one at that.  I was given the chance to make new memories in the same old place.  It was not until my last day of this wonderful opportunity that I realized why none of the other jobs I had applied for worked out.  This one was meant to be. 

Fast forward 2 ½ years and here we are.  That fantastic job was temporary and has just come to an end.  I have been looking for a job since April 2012 in the wide world of sports and have had no success.  Could it be worse?  Most definitely.  I am blessed to have the greatest “sponsors” in the world who have made my search for happiness possible.  Is this how I ever imagined my life at 25? Most definitely not.  I’m single and unemployed.  Although I love being 25, it’s just not what I had in mind.  I thought my life would be a little bit more together at this point.  The thing that is hardest to swallow is how little things have changed since the crippling month of May 2010.  I made progress, but find myself back in an all too familiar place.   I’m on my knees, looking for a sign with no idea what to do next.  I will most likely be leaving that city down South I love so much, but where I go next is the real unknown.  I have applied for more jobs than I would like to admit and have been told far too many times, “Wasn’t meant to be.”  The question I have is, what IS meant to be?  When will THAT one appear?  As I struggle to keep my sanity, I don’t have to look far for an inspiring example and another popular phrase, “It will all work out.”  22 year-old me was worrying about the same things, paralyzed by the fear that it would just never work out.  I’ve never been so happy to be so wrong.  I learned the meaning of, “Wasn’t meant to be,” as I found the exact opposite.  Like the city I love, I feel I have no choice, but to keep on fighting until I find the WAS meant to be I’ve been looking for. 

“Everything will be alright in the end.  If it is not alright, it is not yet the end.”              

Passing the Torch (temporarily)

Hey hey party people!

I apologize for being the world's worst blogger, but if it's any consolation I'm also the world's worst daughter, friend, and student as I flounder around this post grad realm. (It's very dark. I keep bumping into things.)

But actually I've been working at a day camp and seeing a ton of people and now I'm running away to lead an international travel trip with 40 11th graders.

In the interim I am having my resident expert on the QLC (aka mi hermana) drop some knowledge bombs. Enjoy the break from radio silence.

See you in 3 weeks!

xoxo gossip squirrel